I stumbled on
NoSlang.com today and had a good laugh, more netspeak than you can shake a fist at. Some of them really stand up and poke you in the eye:
8008135 - boobies
aicmfp - and I claim my five pounds
aybabtu - all your base are belong to us
bofh - bastard operator from hell
bogsatt - bunch of guys sitting around the table
bohica - bend over, here it comes again
bfg - big fucking gun
don - denial of normal
dotc - dancing on the ceiling
fgi - fucking google it
gcad - get cancer and die
cluebie - clueless newbie
gnfpwlbn - good news for people who love bad news
hng - horny net geek
hss - horse shit and splinters
ianal - I am not a lawyer
ianars - I am not a rocket scientist
igahp - I've got a huge penis
ihtp - I Have To Poop
iitywybmad - if I tell you, will you buy me a drink?
ilotibinlirl - I'm laughing on the internet, but I'm not laughing in real life
imao - in my arrogant opinion
intpftpotm - I nominate this post for the post of the month
jyfihp - jam your finger in her pussy
latn - laugh at the newbs
lawlz - laughing out loud with a southern drawl
lmaonade - laughing my ass off
lmao - laughing my ass off
lmfao - laughing my fucking ass off
lmmfao - laughing my mother fucking ass off
lollercaust - an extreme event of hilarity
luser - user who is a loser
mlod - mega laugh out loud of doom
vnfbsk - not for british school kids
nifoc - naked in front of computer
nmnhnlm - no money, no honey, nobody loves me
NORWICH - knickers off ready when I come home
omfl - oh my fucking internet connection is slow
owned - made to look bad
ownt - made to look bad
ownzer - one who makes others look bad
p911 - parent emergency (parent near)
paw - parents are watching
pebkac - problem exists between keyboard and chair
pfy - pimply faced youth
poets - piss off early, tomorrow's Saturday
roflkmd - rolling on the floor laughing kicking my dog
roflmfaopimp - rolling on the floor laughing my fucking ass off pissing in my pants
rotflmaostc - rolling on the floor laughing my ass off scaring the cat
sroucks - that's cool, but it still sucks
ssdd - same shit, different day
ssia - subject says it all
suagooml - shut up and get out of my life
tgsttttptct - thank God someone took the time to put this crap together
tmr@ia - the monkeys are at it again
ttiuwop - this thread is useless without pics
ufia - unsolicited finger in the anus
vuryyfm - you are too wise for me
vweg - very wicked evil grin
wai - what an idiot
wbagnfarb - would be a good name for a rock band
wysitwirl - what you see is totally worthless in real life
yapa - yet another pointless acronym
yomank - you owe me a new keyboard
Sheesh...who knows what they'll come up with next!
Somebody stop the acronym abusers! We need a Super Hero!
Ooooh...here's one (click link):
(Credit to Ucomics)
